NASA gets God’s message on Mars

Few days back, NASA announced that its Curiosity Rover had received a clear message from Creator in a Martian cave found written on tablets. An official press release confirmed the existence of two giant stones which were nearly the size of small elephants and were present inside a cavern abutting a large mountain-Aeolis Mons.

On one of the two tablets they found a copy of Ten Commandments along with the text written on it 12 different languages that included Spanish, Chinese, English, Hebrew and Basque. Whereas the other tablet was found having a simple English message that read “I am real.”


Few of the top scientists who have been extensively working on the project and have some profound knowledge regarding the discovery said that these findings must have formed as a true religion. An Australian researcher- Syms Covington who has been deeply involved in NASA’s Mars Exploration Program was quoted saying “This is amazing! We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of Creator’s existence instead. I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there’s not a single atheist inside NASA’s control room now. ”

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NASA’s Curiosity Rover had arrived last August on Mars for a mission that was aimed to explore the signs of habitability by studying the Martian Climate and geology. Till now, the mission has been quite successful and a discovery of an ancient chemicals and seabed give credence to the fact that there is strong possibility of human life to exist on the planet. Both these tablets which have been found with sign “Peace” are considered as a very paramount scientific event in history.

A scientist from Georgetown University says “When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society. Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We’re gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months.”

Even though the Earth-shattering discovery having some potential significance, Covington fears that this discover may not make a profound impact that it should. He justifies this by explaining “Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-religion, they might not even pick up this story. But Creator is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth.”

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